Candy Land. I like to think of this as “Schroedinger’s game.” Since there are no dice, only cards drawn, the winner has been predetermined once the order is chosen. Playing the game is merely an excruciating exercise in collapsing the wave function.
(Found somewhere on reddit)
An excellent bit of history:
After reading Rousseau’s Discourse on the Origins of Inequality in 1755, Voltaire wrote to him, “I have received, Monsieur, your new book against the human race…. It makes one desire to go down on all fours.” Five years later, Rousseau wrote to Voltaire. “Monsieur…I hate you.”